This is not a fashion blog.

I found a cheaper way to watch any national TV channel in the world without owning an illegal parabola.

I just need to take my mind away from the turkey gravy lip balm.

Gasp. It is the best tasting pocket sized turkey wax ever.

Il Papa wears Prada

..in red.

Living on GMT

If you are very perceptive, you will notice my posts are usually made in the wee hours of the night, specifically between 1am to 5am.

However, that does not make me an insomniac because, during the day, I sleep like a baby. A dead baby. A dead baby made of wood.

Nor am I jetlagged because the last time I checked, Gadong and Sengkurong are in the same time zones.

I just have different sleeping patterns. That's all.

Brand new item in the world of fashion

For those who suffers from chronic diarrhea
...or abnormal sexual inclinations.

GAH! Everyone But Me!

HAH! What a conspiracy. I am the only one in UBD who didnt have her picture taken.

This is such a popularity contest.

If you are seeking a much more representative sample of badly taken candid photos of UBD students which are not airbrushed in any way whatsoever (hah! I spy with my eye *insert flaw*), these photos are less tackier than these.

Bashing Other Faculties Better Than Ours is Fun =P

HAH. IT IS CONFIRMED.

Those from the FBEPS (Faculty of Business, Economics and Policy Studies) are the attention whores of the University.

View BIZZARELY COMICAL PHOTOS OF THEM FAKING RUNNING here.

Businessmen. They'll do anything for publicity.

Ribboned Accolades

Ugh. First exam in a few hours.

22nd - EL2222 Modern English Literature
24th - LE2204 Language Development III
26th - EL2219 Sociolinguistics
28th - EL2221 Discourse Analysis
30th - EL2217 Electronic Resources for English Language Teaching

Wish me luck.
..and prosperity and wealth while you're at it.

I am Fat

Maurina's PostSecret

What's yours?

UPDATE: Naz had insisted that this is not a PostSecret. He's right. PostSecret is all about annonymity. Mine is obviously far away from being annonymous. Although in real life I am not as orange as I look in the picture, it is posted on my personal website, thus abolishing the concept of it being annonymous.

Words are Thoughts

"Men are haunted by the vastness of eternity. And so we ask ourselves, will our actions echo across centuries? Will strangers hear our name long after we're gone and wonder who we were? How bravely we fought? How fiercely we loved?"

- Benioff, D

The Art of Seduction

Date:	Oct 28, 2005 2:58 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject:	Hi
Body:	HI HOW ARE YOU DOING?HOPE YOU ARE DOING WELL AS I AM EXPECTING? WELL I AM ABDUL SAMAD AHMED FROM GHANA.I AM 22 YEARS OLD.I A TALL AND NICE GUY,FAITHFUL,SINCERE AND TRUETHFULL AND HAVE ALL THE QUALITIES THAT A LADY NEED FROM A MAN. SO IF YOU INTERESTED,PLEASE REPLY ME AND I WILL INTRODUCE MY SELF IN DATAILS FOR YOU. HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON. GOODBYE ABDUL SAMAD.

Hmm, interesting. Another Ghanaian.
I wonder what they tell people in Ghana about Bruneian women.
This is getting suspicious.