Fastfood Express

The image above is all new Mushroom Cheese Burger from Jollibee.


This image on the other hand is the scrumptious Double Mushroom Swiss from Burger King.

Hmm.

*brain processing a compare and contrast*

I WANT BURGER KING! *cries*

People flocking the mall for God knows what

My life. It has come to this. Snapping pictures of people I don't know.

...using a camera phone with bad resolution.

Sigh.

I'm in a Bad Mood

ALL MEN ARE *insert swear word of choice* IDIOTS!!!

Sigh.

There.

Nothing like men-bashing to cure a bad day.

Uncovered!

Opinionistas is Melissa Lafsky.

No more annonymous blogging from her.

She has now resigned and working full time on a novel.

Good luck O!

Green Eyed Monster

Dazzling has a chocolate fountain!

I hate you.

Golden Globe Awards

There are so many celebrity boobs that needs immediate attention.

Drew Barrymore's was up to her waist.
Mariah Carey's boobs were positively all over the place.
And what on earth is with Pamela Anderson's boob sling?

Erkgh.

Bottomless pit

THAT IS A LOT OF FOOD!
That can only mean one thing.

The TESLers went out to lunch!

Speechless

I asked, "Have you ever prayed for me?"

..and he replied, "Yes, so your heart will open and you will be filled with light"

What should one say next? Speechless.

You look like you like what you see

You Are Bold Red Boots

You like to put your most outrageous foot forward!

What Kind of Boots Are You?

Ah good.

Spam is depressing

Who on earth invented spam?

I've googled that question and I now know who to send my contract killers off to assasinate: JAKOB NIELSEN.

On a side note, another DJ has taken over BruStu Radio. He is completely insane. Oh wait. No, it is a scene from West Side Story.

Back to spam, who the hell is ever going to open an email from flndrgthshjlak@ncdkqbgi.hl on "Pharmaceuticalx Products"?

...or another one from my friend i_kuleshav@invox.ru on

"Prescription-free Top Brands Available So|m|a v1aGr@ FLiU1Nay"

Tsk tsk tsk.

What good is spam? They're useless! Useless!